Illinois Earthquake Damage: Pangaea’s Fault

Illinois Earthquake splits America down the middle! Damage extends from the middle part all the way over to the middle part. People in the middle seem to be taking it in stride: “Not too bad,” they say, “seems all right now.” In other news, George Soros says everyone is fleeing currency. But where are they going, now that Pangaea is back?

Information links here:

• nytimes updated information and community comments on the Lede (good maps too)
• most extensive earthquake video coverage goes to: CNN
• Bloomberg on the earthquake (for financial angle):

looks like everyone is a-ok.

the Tourist Knacks are already here: I just saw the first I Survived the Illinois Earthquake! t-shirt (actually a polo shirt… very midwest.) updated page: China Earthquake Damage also occurring here, live.