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As spring breakers, rip tides, and hordes of jellyfish converge on beaches in the southern part of the country, and the nationwide threat of heart defibrillator hackers explodes upon our glorious nation, our interests turn, like the dying leaf in fall, to what else but broadcast television. GE-NewsCorp cybrid hulu lets you choose your own commercials to watch! what a bonus! dont forget to combine it with your [online reputation monitoring software].. i use trackur. its so good, it makes you better! but something thats been shredding the lost fanatics (i haz no tv but have seen a couple on intarweb) recently apparently was the appearance of a philip k dick book valis on someones bookshelf. Better to refer to the earlier Radio Free Albemuth, which is being movie-ized sometime this summer. Morissette apparently felt “blessed ” to participate as an actress, which goes well with playing God. every reader of pk pulp knows to save their rage for hollywoodization of ubik or the three stigmata. or just save it for the jellyfish.