Brain Cells Memory Location Discovered

Exciting news from the AI brain memory research department: Science has advanced another step towards finding our android souls. Maybe now it will be possible to find out what really happens when your brain shuts down and just wont work. All that empty space…  they say,

“… researchers were even able to identify specific memories in subjects a second or two before the people themselves reported having them.”

What I want to know is, will we become paranoid, or will our paranoia be ‘identified’ before we ourselves experience our ‘paranoia’, or will our ‘paranoia’ stop us from ever finding out if we ever really experienced ‘paranoia’?